Dear god never again!!!!

OK so theres these group of girls on the pubcrawl right the second to last club we're at most of the girls decide to call it a night except 1 who decides to come to dansen bij jansen with us, which i promise her that i will get her home safe, so anyway its 230am an i call it a night due to the fact i havent had a decent sleep in 4 days, (i still havent) an i take this girl with me, what followed was one of the most frustrating nights of my life, thei, girl, was ,crazy, an i dotn mean the hahahaha such an such is crazy i mean there was somethin wrong with her, with out goin into too much detail she though that 1, her friends were inside the club (they werent) 2. she thought we were at the 2nd club of the night (we were at the last) an 3. thought she knew her way back if i had let her go her own way i have no doubt in my mind she wouldve been raped or fallen into a canal or something like that.


so, knowin the general direction of her hostel we set off with her immediately fighting me every step of the way insisting we were goin the wrong direction, which we werent an all the time she was bitching about how she thinks that i think girls cant do anything that she was stupid (she studies medicine) an blah blah blah, so a walk that shouldve taken 15 min ended up takin about 45 mins (cheers for that) so finally she realized where we were an said she knew where we had to go, so being the trusting but not a complete dumbass, that i am let her lead the way but i starting checkin maps n my phone, good thing i did cause she was leading me away from her hostel, to her credit though she got us on the right street, so i dropped her off an finally started to make my way back to my hostel.


ran into a couple of mates who were looking for food an dragged me along (i guess im not supposed to get my 8 hours of sleep go figure) which was a reason to just walk around for another half hour cause every place is closed, however i made the call to check out favorite chicken (like KFC but better) we got there but it was closed aswell they were cleaning up though so we managed to get them to give us all their left over chicken for 20e which was a fucking good deal

the thing about cheap hostels is that you get what you pay for so i cant really complain about coming home around 5am and finding some random dude in my bed cause the hostel double booked the room, doesnt stop me from being a bit pissed off ay i mean you double book the room and im the one who has to change beds? come ooon aside from the fact that the night dude didnt really have any idea what to do untill i told him what to do.

actually while im on the subject just another things thats been bothering me, how is it that people cant seem to walk in a straight line??? fuckin walking down the road trying to get to a store an theres people infront of me that just sway allover the footpath for no apparent reason (i assume theyre not drunk) and its always when your in a hurry ay! like, youll be doing a bit of speed walking to get somewhere quickly and BANG someone crosses your path for no reason other than wanting to see what its like walking on the other side of the footpath,and its happens again and again and again....... God Im tired. its hard work having to party all night.

This is what happened the day before i arrived in amsterdam

You would immediately regret this decision ay.

Almost done

you gotta love pubcrawls ay you literally see everything on them, tonight, a massive break up with some girl goin nuts an my main man steve asking her to leave cause shes making a scene (the man) 2 stag nights (both grooms dressed as chicks) and some dude, apparently coming out to one of the crawl guides. but other than that it was beers in the park and an all round awesome day, i start work on monday night or tuesday somewhere round then so unfortunately im missing out on the commission for the 300 or something large college group gettin on it tonight, but hey ya win some ya lose some.


all thats left now is to find a place to live which is proving a real pain in the ass cause all the places on craigslist (sort of the world wide trademe) are bloody scams i mean seriously why do people have to be dicks like that, i mean ok sure so you fool some dumbass into giving you heaps of money one time, doesnt mean its gona work again , fuuuuuuck it pisses me off


just gotta get my visa and a place to live an then i can start having some fun

BILLY TOOK DOWN SLATER!!!!!! good on ya bro
Friday 8th April: Billy Stairmand (Raglan, NZ) has beaten 10 times world champion Kelly Slater (USA) at the Telstra Drug Aware Pro in Margaret River, Australia.

Stairmand scored 16.50 in response to Kelly Slater's 15.50 points tally, surfing an extremely smart heat and charging the solid offshore waves.

Billy sealed the win with a solid left, where he unleashed two extremely critical backhand re-entries to score a 9.0. Slater had the opportunity to reclaim the lead in the dying minutes on a long right, but came up short scoring an 8.0.

"I knew I had to go big to beat Kelly Slater, just to have a man on man heat with him is a dream. To beat him here is a dream come true".

He is now guaranteed at least 2,400 points and US$5,000 and the result will push him in to the top 50 in the world rankings.

http://www.surf2surf.com/articles/billy-stairmand-beats-kelly-slater-at-telstra-drug-aware-pro

so first night out back in amsterdam, an i made it to 1,30am without succumbing to jet lag, but hey im only human, bit dissappointing though my first pubcrawl back was a total sausage fest so me an a few of the boys went on our own way, bit of heavy news though, turns out that yesterday this irainian asylum seeker walked into the middle of dam square an set himself on fire, yes he did die video footage is on you tube), pretty messed up ay. it also sparked the debate of whether youd jump off an building or set your self on fire if you had to kill yourself,,,,,,

the final flight to dam wasnt too eventful, a hostess dropped my bag out of the compartment
on to this 100 year old indian lady behind me, an the pilot (from what i can gather) had
a crack at landing the plane on 2 wheels, other than that safe and sound an surprisingly not
jetlagged, well i guess ill just have to see how i feel in a couple hours